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Apparently based on a true story (obviously sexed up into horror fare) The Facility deals with a clinical trial gone horribly wrong.
Seven people accept £2000 - payable on completion, natch - to spend two weeks together, being administered a drug called "Pro9" and observed of its side effects. Problems arise on the first night, however, when one of the group starts behaving violently. It's the dickhead estate agent though, so we don't shed any tears.
When the meek hypochondriac wanders off and returns covered in blood, things start to get a little more intense.
The reactions to the drug are kind of like the rage virus in 28 Days Later, but way less scary and significantly less interesting.
One-location horror films with a set group of people usually really float my boat, but this one was disappointing. It burned too slowly in the beginning and even when the action and gore kicked in, it was already too far gone into snoozeville to redeem itself.
It's kind of laughably presented as fact, too, with sombre black title cards on the intro and outro to the movie.
But basically this film amounts to watching a group of people in surgical scrubs shout at one another until one of them turns red and starts punching things.
If all this wasn't bad enough, a huge amount of points have to be deducted for the sheer fact that the only "infected" ragey person to inexplicably rip off all their clothes and run around naked, was the young blonde girl.
This film should be sent to the isolation ward.
🍺 For this film I was sipping on... 🍺
Pumpkin UFO by Harpoon This might be my favourite so far of the pumpkin beers I've tried with a more moderate alcohol content. It's got the spice flavour as you'd expect but I feel like there's also a little more sweetness too? The pumpkin on the label is also super cute. I'd give it 3/5.