Have I ever mentioned that I find the opening titles to Masters of Horror gives me the willies more than any of the actual episodes I've seen?
There's just something about them that spooks me.
Unfortunately from my experience, the features themselves never come close to this creepiness.
Unfortunately from my experience, the features themselves never come close to this creepiness.
Does anyone have a MoH episode they enjoyed enough to recommend? I used to own this but none of those movies did anything for me at all. Granted, I'm basing my opinions on that boxset and one other episode alone, but I'm starting to wonder if it's worth continuing dredging through hours of shit in the hope of finding a hint of gold.
What may have tipped me over the edge was The Washingtonians. Jesus H Christ it was bad.
Why are they all varying shades of bad? Is there any reason as to why the episodes aren't genuinely chilling? There were certainly enough impressive names to put some weight behind this, why was the end product so thoroughly mediocre?
Scratching around for an answer, I wondered if it might be a case of the laws of TV being somehow restricting to the material. A little sniffing around revealed that the show was broadcast on Showtime, on a Friday night at 10pm (EST). According to IMDb its certification was"TV-MA"
Mature Audience OnlySo it's certainly not a matter of not being given enough "freedom" to make a decent story. Made-for-TV horror doesn't have to suck. It is possible to do, and do well.
This program is specifically designed to be viewed by adults and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17. This program contains one or more of the following: graphic violence (V), explicit sexual activity (S), or crude indecent language (L).
We're talking basic genre knowledge here. A lot of the episodes I've seen are pretty gore-filled, but that alone does not a great horror yarn make.
Am I being too harsh? Would seeking out more of these lead to further disappointment? Advice and recommendations welcome.
The two I would recommend would be
ReplyDeletePelts-animals make humans kill themselves
Dance of the Dead- dancing zombies in post apocalyptic world
and
Pro-Life- pro-life parents demon fetus
I am not saying that these are wonderful but they were more decent than most of them
Thank you! I might try and get a hold of these separately rather than buying/renting a whole batch of them.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed "Haeckel's Tale." It wasn't particularly scary, but it had an old Hammer Horror vibe to it that was spiffy.
ReplyDeleteI liked the Argento ones, Pelts and Jenifer.
ReplyDeleteAnnnnnnnnnd here's another award for your shelf:
http://fasterpussycats.blogspot.com/2010/09/and-awards-go-to.html
why did it not reach the heights that it could have? Always a question. I think that it didn't have a strong editoral force, nor did it last long enough to really hits it stride.
ReplyDeleteThe only one of these that I could see again would be cigarette burns. It's not good mind you, but I love the ideas and I think worked fairly well on that level. Ok, I change my mind, I could watch was it Jennifer again? Mutant sex can be amusing. Anyway, till something better comes along...
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