The spooky homeware collection begins! I got this for my birthday!
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Lifeforce (1985).
I could write a long and rambling review for this I suppose. However, in this instance I think I can best sum this film up, quoting from a text I sent my mate Dan:
...Okay, can't resist. Maybe you also need to know it has boobs, exploding (superbly animatronic-ed) undead, a spaceship that looks like an umbrella and a man introducing his turning into a zombie with the words "Here...I...go...".
It will make you WTF to high heaven, but it's a fun ride.
Edited to add:
After you've watched it, I suggest you listen to How Did This Get Made?'s episode on it!
"Patrick Stewart's dummy head sicking up a blood lady."You really need know no more than that.
...Okay, can't resist. Maybe you also need to know it has boobs, exploding (superbly animatronic-ed) undead, a spaceship that looks like an umbrella and a man introducing his turning into a zombie with the words "Here...I...go...".
It will make you WTF to high heaven, but it's a fun ride.
Edited to add:
After you've watched it, I suggest you listen to How Did This Get Made?'s episode on it!
Friday, October 09, 2009
[Don't] Be A Hero.
I have put this on just about every site I use. My excuse is that I fucking love it :P
Will write another review soon, promise! Birthday weekend a'happening at the moment so I have to get drunk, dress as a zombie and shop, before I do anything else...
Monday, October 05, 2009
Return of the Living Dead III (1993).
Loved the first one, started hoovering during the second. What was the third going to be like?
Not so bad, as it turns out.
With Brian Yuzna in the director’s chair this time around, the flick screams “nineties”, but not in a bad way. The effects are (from what I could make out) exclusively practical, which is incredibly satisfying. I know I always say it, but I can never say it enough.
Not so bad, as it turns out.
With Brian Yuzna in the director’s chair this time around, the flick screams “nineties”, but not in a bad way. The effects are (from what I could make out) exclusively practical, which is incredibly satisfying. I know I always say it, but I can never say it enough.
We like mucky.
We also like effects which are obviously the actor's head through a hole in the wall!
The plot for this installment revolves around Curt Reynolds, the son of a military man, and Curt's biker chick girlfriend Julie. With alarming ease, the pair break into a base one evening and witness army scientists bringing the dead back to life, using the drums of 2-4-5 Trioxin gas that have featured in the last two films.
We also like effects which are obviously the actor's head through a hole in the wall!
The plot for this installment revolves around Curt Reynolds, the son of a military man, and Curt's biker chick girlfriend Julie. With alarming ease, the pair break into a base one evening and witness army scientists bringing the dead back to life, using the drums of 2-4-5 Trioxin gas that have featured in the last two films.
Unfortunately, later that night Julie is killed in a motorcycle accident. Feeling their love ought to cross life-death boundaries rather than be stopped by them, her boyfriend returns to the scene of the military death meddling, her corpse in tow (almost literally) and promptly reanimates her.
Looks-wise Julie is freshly dead, so she doesn’t resemble any of the horrors to be found in the drums – at least to start with. As her initially indiscernible blood lust takes hold however, she takes to self-harming in order to try to control it.
Looks-wise Julie is freshly dead, so she doesn’t resemble any of the horrors to be found in the drums – at least to start with. As her initially indiscernible blood lust takes hold however, she takes to self-harming in order to try to control it.
“The pain helps.”
She swiftly dispatches a group of hideously stereotyped Mexican gang members; the leader of which she manages to partially behead by yanking his spine out roughly two feet from his neck. Nice stuff.
This sequence produced an audible laugh from myself, which only got louder when the man-monster-thing reanimated and started walking around several minutes later.
Having sexy goth zombie Julie as the selling point is all very well, but I found myself waiting an age for her to transform. It feels like an awfully long process from her death to her eventual morphing into this vision - which, by the way, is always used whenever this film is spoken about. I think perhaps this could have been handled better (ie: quicker). Am I saying in a roundabout way that I wanted more screen time for the pierced zombie nipples? Yes, yes maybe I am.
It's interesting in zombie movies when the theme of the self-aware, “tortured” undead is introduced. Usually the territory of the vampire, this opens up an interesting can of worms. One of the scientists explains that the bond Julie and her fella had in life should be strong enough to guarantee his safety around her when she is brought back. This holds true, as throughout the film Julie shifts between pleading with him for help and eating the brains of unfortunates who cross their path. She explains how painful it is to be dead, how lonely she feels and cries an awful lot over it.
Not fantastic viewing for something the audience possibly expected to be a horror comedy with titties; but nonetheless it is a heartbreaking premise that I want to seek out more. I hear Zombie Honeymoon (which I own but have yet to watch) features it too? Any more suggestions, please comment!
Sunday, October 04, 2009
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